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omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
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the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

i have a problem called my confidence is actually too high for how much of an ugly piece of shit i really am

zodiacbaby:

"You’re very pills"

my kitten has gone from being pretty afraid of his reflection to just attacking it whenever he sees it he just starts rubbing his paws on the mirror (or bookshelf cause it has a glass covering) and he doesnt understand glass either so he’ll paw at the front door oh my god

420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

420dongsquad:

where can i buy this

im just going to start drawing angry faces on my ice cream so no one will take it no one wants angry ice cream

somebody ate my ice cream and im so confused as to why they thought they could get away with that?????? I WILL NOTICE AND YOURE GOING DOWN

new kitten likes to hide around the corner of chairs and pop out and he’ll do it a few times in a row thinking you dont expect it oh my god

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

takenbythe-wind:

I found this in my little sister’s notebook. Her crush, Drew, seems like quite the guy

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